so short. so deep.

Today I was.

.

...cool.

See Below.

in god we thrust.

I FOUND...ME.

I woke up 23 years ago.
23 years of fatigue can do a number on you.
I want to go back to bed.

-From the collected works of "Collected Cum"

FRUUUUTAAAS

Living My Synthetic Life.

People who think this "natural" peanut butter is better than the fake J.I.F. shit are fucking idiots.


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Poly Ticks.

California is so much better than Rochester, NY. God, I'm glad I'm in California for only a few days and I get to be Rochester until June.

Hey, Jonathan, cool.

Cry Me A River.

Seriously, go outside, think of what you lost, and start crying. Then drown yourself in your river.

Living and After-Living.

What a fucking waste of my time. I just want to sleep until my nightmares run dry.
"Living is for faggots. Death is for pussies."
-The Nameless Wanderer.

I had a nightmare...

I was married and the fucking bitch wouldn't suck my dick.

Andrew Fishman.

I'm thinking about picking up smoking. and spray tanning.
-Jonathan Viguers. a.k.a. Jonathan Viguer.

Brian Vs. Bron

First of all the only poll worth "blogging" about are the ones you should hang people from.

Chinese food is stupid

The fucking delivery man wasn't even asian. He was some dumb french asshole with an accent and a bag full of delicious. Fucking French Chinese.