Monday, April 12, 2010

See Below.

in god we thrust.


I woke up 23 years ago.
23 years of fatigue can do a number on you.
I want to go back to bed.

-From the collected works of "Collected Cum"

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Living My Synthetic Life.

People who think this "natural" peanut butter is better than the fake J.I.F. shit are fucking idiots.


Sunday, March 7, 2010

Poly Ticks.

California is so much better than Rochester, NY. God, I'm glad I'm in California for only a few days and I get to be Rochester until June.

Hey, Jonathan, cool.