Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Living My Synthetic Life.

People who think this "natural" peanut butter is better than the fake J.I.F. shit are fucking idiots.


Sunday, March 7, 2010

Poly Ticks.

California is so much better than Rochester, NY. God, I'm glad I'm in California for only a few days and I get to be Rochester until June.

Hey, Jonathan, cool.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Cry Me A River.

Seriously, go outside, think of what you lost, and start crying. Then drown yourself in your river.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Living and After-Living.

What a fucking waste of my time. I just want to sleep until my nightmares run dry.
"Living is for faggots. Death is for pussies."
-The Nameless Wanderer.

I had a nightmare...

I was married and the fucking bitch wouldn't suck my dick.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Andrew Fishman.

I'm thinking about picking up smoking. and spray tanning.
-Jonathan Viguers. a.k.a. Jonathan Viguer.