FRUUUUTAAAS

Living My Synthetic Life.

People who think this "natural" peanut butter is better than the fake J.I.F. shit are fucking idiots.


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Poly Ticks.

California is so much better than Rochester, NY. God, I'm glad I'm in California for only a few days and I get to be Rochester until June.

Hey, Jonathan, cool.

Cry Me A River.

Seriously, go outside, think of what you lost, and start crying. Then drown yourself in your river.

Living and After-Living.

What a fucking waste of my time. I just want to sleep until my nightmares run dry.
"Living is for faggots. Death is for pussies."
-The Nameless Wanderer.

I had a nightmare...

I was married and the fucking bitch wouldn't suck my dick.

Andrew Fishman.

I'm thinking about picking up smoking. and spray tanning.
-Jonathan Viguers. a.k.a. Jonathan Viguer.